Bull is jubilant that London has been ranked Number One in the St Bride’s Annual World Cities Index for the eleventh year in a row.
Bear despairs at Bull's contention that he's discovered a close correlation between World Happiness and The Eurovision Song Contest!
However, in a moment of shared surprise and delight, they learn that the UK has been ranked second in the world for environmental friendliness.
And … having put their differences aside, they both conclude that domestic investors should be taking advantage of the current softer market conditions, to buy back into London.
Enjoy your Sunday.